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should only be worn by dads, cops, and baseball players. its not funny or ironic when you rock one for more than 3 seconds while shaving.
Dadstache= good
Hipstache= bad
Be sure to get all your friends over to your loft to watch b horror movies and drink wine!
So I was told that it is actually super cool to hate on this website and that I would just be like all the other people who do it, but fuck it this website makes me sick to look at. Like who the fuck are these people and what is their deal? So another thing I’m going to introduce is a weekly post about a party featured on Last Nights Party. So this week I give you “Criminal”
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Thank you to a Get Over Yorself correspondent
I Left My Heart In Williamsburg
This will be a reoccurring subject where i will post a video of a good band vs. and overly jocked band that is really awful no matter how cool you think you may look when you say you listen to them. In this installment i will feature one amazing band and one bad so bad its almost a waste of time to copy the embed code. i give you Fugazi (good) vs. Tapes n Tapes. Fugazi paved the way for many musical acts and influenced many artists musically, politically and ethically and what has tapes n tapes done? Make my ears bleed and take up a gig or so on the ipods of many cowboy boot wearing hipsters. So enjoy the first and enjoy the comical value of the second.
Good Band: Fugazi-”Shut The Door”
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Bad Band:Tapes n Tapes-Isistor
Ever go to a show and 95% of the people have their faces in their fucking sidekicks the whole show? I recently went to the Knitting Factory to go see Owen and there were tons of douche bags probably looking at siq picz on Last Night Party or reading Brooklyn Vegan rather than watching the show. First off if you are over the age of 20 you probably need to get a real phone not a teenage girl chat tool (I’m not going to lie I did have one but it was crucial for a touring musician buit i got over it). Secondly there is nobody in the world that you could be talking too every hour of every day that your phone never leaves your hand. And now I’m not saying that all “smart phones” are lame because I own a blackberry. they serve a purpose more than chatting it up on aim about what sick band you saw at trash bar last night. So basically this is dedicated to the people who live vicariously through their ultra hip toy…I hope you get hit by a taxi while you ride your bike and try to text at the same time!
so this whole blog will be dedicated to posting pictures of people/places that need to get over themselves. So if you ride a bike, have stupid facial hair, bad hair cut, terrible taste in music, work 10 jobs just to live in an apartment in Williamsburg be on the look out chances are i will make fun of you and your Midwestern transplant friends.
w/love
J.P.G
