Get Over Yourself

Ever go to a show and 95% of the people have their faces in their fucking sidekicks the whole show? I recently went to the Knitting Factory to go see Owen and there were tons of douche bags probably looking at siq picz on Last Night Party or reading Brooklyn Vegan rather than watching the show. First off if you are over the age of 20 you probably need to get a real phone not a teenage girl chat tool (I’m not going to lie I did have one but it was crucial for a touring musician buit i got over it). Secondly there is nobody in the world that you could be talking too every hour of every day that your phone never leaves your hand. And now I’m not saying that all “smart phones” are lame because I own a blackberry. they serve a purpose more than chatting it up on aim about what sick band you saw at trash bar last night. So basically this is dedicated to the people who live vicariously through their ultra hip toy…I hope you get hit by a taxi while you ride your bike and try to text at the same time!